Ket tells Kim about Patron pick Gretel and Hansel starring Sophia Lillis, Samuel Leakey and Alice Krige. The girls confirm whether or not they are cake people or ice cream people. They also have to do a ton of age conversions which has never been their strength and Kim makes a final and fruitless plea for Ketryn to stop smelling her. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gretel and Hansel.
Dir. Oz Perkins
Writer Rob Hayes
Kim tells Ket about Pyewacket starring Laurie Holden and Nicole Muñoz. Sebastian (yes, the crab from The Little Mermaid) makes an appearance. We also meet Barry the Witch and the girls debut their new podcast: Vowels, AmIRIght? They also review Kim’s birth plan. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Pyewacket.
Dir. Adam McDonald
Writer Adam McDonald
Ket tells Kim about the 2005 Cursed starring everyone and anyone who was anyone in 2005. We’ve got Christina Ricci. We’ve got Joshua Jackson. We’ve got Jesse Eisenberg and so many more! First and foremost, the girls clear up the height discrepancy of each character. They spill the tea on dirty floor babies and the science of Were-STDs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Cursed.
Dir. Wes Craven
Writer Kevin Williamson
Kim tells Ket about the Netflix release His House, starring Sope Dirisu, Wunmi Mosaku, Malaika Wakoli-Abigaba. It’s a very educational episode in which the girls explore exactly where Mitch McConnell’s mother conceived him, the dangers of hearing a disembodied “mama?” and how to (not) adopt a pet wall bird. In addition, this is a breathtaking movie that everyone should watch. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in His House.
Dir. Remi Weekes
Writer Remi Weekes; Story by Felicity Evans and Toby Venables
Ket tells Kim about the 2020 release starring Vince Vaughn and Katherine Newton, Freaky. Ket gives Kim one final Christmas present: the perfect and most Kimmiest kill of all kills and it is glorious! Ketryn also dives head first into her Vince Vaughn Daddy fantasies and it gets… uncomfortable. But it couldn’t be helped. It simply… couldn’t be helped. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Freaky.
Dir. Christopher Landon
Writers Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy
Kim tells Ket about the holiday Patreon pick, Better Watch Out, starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, Ed Oxenbould. Sweet baby Cole, Luke is not. The girls find yet another example of a creepy crapbag kid that needs to be returned and put back to factory settings. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Better Watch Out.  The girls also implore their listeners to be their mouths and tell a friend.
Dir. Chris Peckover
Writers Zach Kahn
Ket tells Kim about the Stephen King classic, Misery, starring themselves - I mean, Kathy Bates and James Caan. They are still unclear about strike anywhere matches and it continues to plague them. The girls also don’t discount the option to just marry your captor. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Misery
Dir. Rob Reiner
Writers Stephen King, William Goldman
Kim tells Ket about the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre starring Marilyn Burns and Gunnar Hansen. Kim makes a very firm statement about Sally Hardesty and we stand by it. The girls manage to solve the mystery of how many wheels an… 18 wheeler has. So let’s float around like 100 yr. old babies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Dir. Tobe Hooper
Writers Kim Hinkel, Tobe Hooper
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Ket tells Kim about her birthday pick, Audition, starring Ryo Ishibashi, Eihi Shiina and Tetsu Sawaki. The most pressing thing about this episode is that we will officially be holding an audition to find Kim’s husband and I am sure nothing will go wrong and it’ll be just fine. So hold onto your china, the emotional bulls are comin’ through. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will stay alive in Audition.
Dir. Takashi Miike
Writers Ryu Murakami, Daisuke Tengan
Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving classic (they said the word Thanksgiving like two whole times, ok?) Escape Room starring Taylor Russell, Logan Miller and Jay Ellis. Ketryn has a very revealing moment as Kim describes a library, complete with a fancy hearth, to her in titillating detail. Kim also learns that Ketryn doesn’t understand how tall rooms are and Kim’s death monologue is… surprising. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Escape Room. 
Dir.  Adam Robitel
Writers Bragi F. Schut, Maria Melnik
Theme song is "Intimidate" by Arik Martin
Theme song is "Exhilarate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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