The Patrons voted and our first installment of Holiday Horrordays is ::drumroll:: RARE EXPORTS! They voted for Ket to tell Kim this gem. So, hang onto your jingle balls and pass the ginger bread. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! For some merry trafficking! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Rare Exports.Dir. Jalmari Helander
Writers Jalmari Helander, Juuso Helander, Petri Jokiranta 
Kim tells Ket about the acclaimed Barbarian starring Bill Skarsgaardsaarsgard and Justin Longbeard. Ket thought the most she had to worry about was sharing an AirBnB with Pennywise. She was… mistaken. Just let Mommy give you her ole’ crusty teat! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Barbarian.
Dir. Zach Cregger
Writer Zach Cregger
Ket tells Kim about the Thanksgiving Day classic, Pilgrim! And let me tell you, the horrors of family drama, political arguments ‘round the stuffing, white-washing of the “first Thanksgiving,” is NOTHING compared to the horror… of METHOD ACTING! So come all ye Milgrims and Filgrims! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Pilgrim.
Dir. Marcus Dunstan
Writers Marcus Dunstan, Patrick Melton, Noah Fienberg
Kim tells Ket about Terrified starring everyone’s nightmares. Not that they needed another reason to be afraid of what’s under their bed, but the girls will only be skateboarding to and from them from here on out. If anyone needs help, Kim’s ready to ride by on her little help bike (Brrrring Brrrring) with a little helper’s note! You’re welcome! Also, the girls would like to politely decline their invite to this block party. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Terrified.
Dir. Demian Rugna
Writer Demian Rugna
Ket tells Kim about the new Hellraiser, out now, on Hulu! And it is exquisitely disturbing. The girls start off with a VERY exciting update about Ket’s… I mean, Kim’s personal life. The girls also have to go over very basic survival skills we should all know by now, like don’t go through a secret door in a creepy mansion. Also, there is a teacher shortage… Priestess Pinhead is ready to step in. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hellraiser (2022)
Dir. David Bruckner
Writers Ben Collins, Luke Piotrowski, David S. Goyer
Kim tells Ket about The Strangers starring their childhood alums, Scott Speedman and Liv Tyler. Ket has definitely seen this before but… GOLDFISH BRAIN SAVES THE DAY AGAIN! We meet the newest member of The Burpsmap Family tree. Arik tries to be quiet and fails miserably and adorably. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Strangers. 
Dir. Bryan Bertino
Writer Bryan Bertino
Ket tells Kim about Werewolf by Night starring Gael Garcia Bernal. The girls are back together and it feels so good!! We have yet another applicant to Willy’s Wonderland: Ulysses Bloodstone is throwing his… uh… head in the ring. The girls really missed each other. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Werewolf by Night.
Dir. Michael Giacchino
Writers Heather Quinn, Peter Cameron, Gerry Conway, Michael G. Ploog, Roy Thomas, Jean Thomas
Ket tells… wait for it… podcast producer/editor/bestie/husband extraordinaire, Arik Martin! Kim is in Grease, playing Danny Zuko, in Greece, getting rave reviews. So, Ketryn told Arik about Final Destination, starring her (second) favorite thirst trap, Devon Sawa. THE SAMMIES ON PATREON PICKED IT! NOT HER! SHE’S NOT THAT MUCH OF A MONSTER! Anyway… Most importantly, we’ll learn if Arik will live or die in Final Destination.
Dir. James Wong
Writers Glen Morgan, James Wong, Jeffrey Reddick
Kim tells… wait for it… MIKEY, from THE HORROR VIRGIN PODCAST, about Razorback! Ket is outta town and we’re tryin’ something a little fun and different. The girls have been wanting to do a collab with this pod for quite some time. Listen, it’s a great episode and Ket is totally chill and not jealous about it at ALL! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Mikey will live or die in Razorback.
Dir. Russell Mulcahy
Writer Everett De Roche, Peter Brennan
Kim tells Ket about Sinister starring Ethan Hawke. Being the experts they are, their listeners are lucky to be able to learn such amazing parenting tips as “if your kid has night terrors, ya gotta send ‘em back to the kid store.” Also, why did no one tell them that Tommy Wiseau of “The Room” fame was in this?! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sinister.
Dir. Scott Derrickson
​Writers Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill
Ket tells Kim about Colossal starring Anne Hathaway and Ted Lasso. I mean, Jason Sudeikis. Ketryn confirms that she did, in fact, give birth to her cats. The girls also discuss how different this story would be if it happened in 2022, rather than the completely different world on the space time continuum known as 2015. Ketryn would also like to petition OnlyFans for more sandwich content. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Colossal.
Dir. Nacho Vigalondo
Writer Nacho Vigalondo
Kim tells Ket about Men starring Jessie Buckley, Rory Kinnear, Rory Kinnear and Rory Kinnear. Two weeks in a row, a momentous event takes place! The girls contemplate post-mortem biography titles. Ketryn finds it difficult to leave the moss, mushroom and manor of the tale, despite imminent danger. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Men.
Dir. Alex Garland
Writer Alex Garland
Ket tells Kim about the prequel to the story of the ultimate Creepy Crapbag Kid. The girls dive into Orphan: First Kill, out now on Paramount+, starring Isabelle Furhman, Julia Stiles, and real Daddy Daddy, Rossif Sutherland. Kim has an incredibly exciting KKSAM “first!” She also gets to play both sides of the kill. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Orphan: First Kill.
Dir. William Brent Bell
Writers David Coggeshall, David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick, Alex Mace
Kim closes out the summer by telling Ket about Deep Blue Sea starring a tall stalk of corn (CORN!), Thomas Jayne, a city traffic light, Michael Rappaport, Samuel L. Jackson, and “Mr. ‘99,” L.L. Cool J. The girls learn the difference between a squab and squall. They employ their tried and true couch measurement system to measure sharks and THEIR BRAINS. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will stay alive in Deep Blue Sea.
Dir. Renny Harlin
Writers Duncan Kennedy, Donna Powers, Wayne Powers
Summer travels continue for one more week for Kim and Ket! So, this week they’re re-releasing an episode from way back in 2019 where the girls covered, Orphan! Let’s all bone up on this one before the girls cover the prequel in an episode soon to come!
Kim tells Ket about the 1973 episode of Night Gallery starring Sally Fields. Ketryn… umm… did not do well. To be fair she was a few seltzers deep… also she’s not very good at the game. This live show was for Horrible Imaginings Film Festival and the episode was chosen by the festival’s founder, Miguel Rodriguez. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night Gallery: Whisper.
Dir. Jeannot Szwarc
Writers David Rayfiel, Martin Waddell
Ket tells Kim about the Hulu release, Prey. Listen… you heard it here first: Predator. Is. A. Daddy. And he does NOT skip leg day. He, also, appears to be on Demon Jerry’s family tree, according to Jerry’s recent 23andMe! Naru, played by Amber Midthunder, definitely deserves an induction into the Final Girl Hall of Fame. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Prey.
Dir. Dan Trachtenberg
Writers Patrick Aison, Dan Trachtenberg, Jim Thomas
Theme song is "Intimidate" by Arik Martin
Theme song is "Exhilarate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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