Kim tells Ket about The Hole in the Ground starring an Irish child that Kim wants to steal. They cover a plethora of topics! How should one source out their murders? What is the best way to make sure your child has an adorable Irish or British accent, despite not having one yourself? What kind of adorable decorations should we get for Kim’s “The Hole in the Ground” future baby shower? Lee Cronin, you have our blessing for Evil Dead Rise! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Hole in the Ground.
Dir. Lee Cronin
Writers Lee Cronin, Stephen Shields
Ket tells Kim about The Resort starring Brock O’Hurn. Listen… movies are tough to make. The girls point out that Arik would definitely be responsible for Ketryn’s backpack. And if you really gotta get over a fence, at least consider going under it first. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Resort.
Dir/Writer: Taylor Chien
Kim tells Ket about Goodnight Mommy and gives Ketryn yet another reason to not want a creepy crapbag of her own. Ket also tells the Sammies about her very own horror movie she lived through where her house was infested with the musical festival for Flies: Lilith Fair featuring Jimmy Buffet at Monsterpalooza. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Goodnight Mommy.
Dir. Severin Fiala, Veronika Franz
Writers Veronika Franz, Severin Fiala
Ket tells Kim about the 2018 Indian film, Tumbbad. Remember Sexy Goop Body, Frank, from Hellraiser? Well, you’ll never guess who we ran into! Sexy Goop Body’s Grandma! She… does not look great. The girls would also like to tell you about an exciting new business investment! It’s an opium den… but with Daddies. Less Opium. More Daddies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Tumbbad.
Dirs. Rahi Anil Barve, Adesh Prasad, Anand Gandhi
Writers Mitesh Shah, Adesh Prasad, Rahi Anil Barve, Anand Gandhi, Narayan Dharap
Kim tells Ket about the French film, High Tension, starring Cecile de France and Maiwen. The girls are back from their travels and hit the ground with giggles galore! They discuss the habits of rich French ladies and their gas station attendant escorts. They discuss the spectrum of bummerations and gettin’ your “grumbles.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in High Tension.
Dir. Alexandre Aja
Writers Alexandre Aja, Gregory Levasseur

Recorded live in October 2021, Kim and their dear friend Paige - Madame of Horror, tell Ket about Puppet Master, starring… alcohol. Strap in, Sammies. If you think episodes are long-winded when they're sober… I mean, do you even KKSAM, bro?! Not gonna lie, Ketryn remembers NONE of this movie. ENJOY! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Puppet Master.
Dir. David Schmoeller
Writers Charles Band, Kenneth J. Hall, J.S. Cardone
Hi Sammies! The girls have a bit of traveling to do, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of our final “Pride” episode, here is a special edition of our 101st episode, Lyle, with an added snippet from our exclusive Patreon Post-Mortem we did for the film. Join our Patreon for the full video and hundreds more hours of BONE CON! (Bonus Content) 
Ket tells Kim about the steamy 1983 horror starring David Bowie, Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon, continuing their “Pride Picks” for the month. The girls open the episode by stating that Kim is wearing trash on her head and knowing nothing about Tony Scott. Oh! How far the mighty have fallen. Ket also comes out as a Cape enthusiast… like that was news to literally anyone. They also encounter the worst fate either of them could possibly imagine. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Hunger.
Dir. Tony Scott (who IS Ridley Scott’s brother! Who knew? Spoiler Alert: everyone but Kim and Ket.)
Writers James Costigan, Michael Thomas, Whitley Strieber
To commemorate Kim and Ket’s 200th episode, we are having our first official Sammie Awards. We’ll be handing out awards for “Best Episode,” “Best Voice Acting,” “Best Episode Title”, “Best Running Gag or Catchphrase,” “Best Made Up Character Name,” “Best Jump Scare, “ “Most Random Tangent,” “Creepiest Burpsmap.” We also have some very exciting special guest presenters! Most importantly, the Sammies will learn how much Kim and Ket and Arik love and appreciate each and every one of you.
Dir. Arik Martin
Writer Arik Martin
For Pride Month, Kim tells Ket about the bananas Tanny ::ahem:: I mean, TAMMY and the T-Rex featuring Theo Forsett as the delightful Byron! Oh! And teeny tiny baby Denise Richards and Paul Walker (RIP). Ketryn loses her mind, on multiple occasions, and takes a minute to hop into this ‘93 white Mustang convertible of a movie… but she gets there! So pick up your cool, clear, landline phone and dial 1-800-DINO-MAN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tammy and the T-Rex.Dir. Stewart Raffill
Writers Gary Brockette, Stewart Raffill
Theme song is "Intimidate" by Arik Martin
Theme song is "Exhilarate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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