Ket tells Kim about Don’t Knock Twice starring Katie Sackhoff, Lucy Boynton and a gorgeous UK manor. This is the episode we’ll all refer back to as the conception of Jerry the Demon’s new sitcom where he plays the Kramer-like neighbor to Baba Ghanoush. I mean Baba Yaga! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Don’t Knock Twice.
Dir. Caradog W. James
Writers Mark Huckerrby, Nick Ostler
While Kim is off galavanting Goddess know where, the girls thought that they would take you on a little trip down memory lane with their 64th episode. A classic, if they do say so themselves…
Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea.  It’s spooky Halloween and what better way to celebrate than to kill some non-trademarked zombies? So give us an Eskiball Kiss, let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night of the Living Dead.
Dir. George Romero
Writer John Russo
Kim tells Ket about the Shudder original, The Seed. Ket learns that she is the amalgamation of all three characters and Kim’s annoyed at all of them. This alien movie feels really apropos seeing as the government just told us there are aliens and we all collectively gave about as many shits as these chicks. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Seed.
Dir. Sam Walker
Writer Sam Walker
Ket tells Kim about the Sci-Fi Horror from the not-so-distant future, Demon Seed. Let me tell you, it’s… CRAZY TOWN. We finally learn Kim’s full, legal first name. Many thought it was Kimberly but it’s actually Kimbert. And, have no fear, Ket did figure out how to relate this back to the Barbie movie many a time. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Demon Seed.
Dir. Donald Cammell
Writers Dean R. Koontz (novel), Robert Jaffe and Roger O. Hirson (screenplay)
Kim tells Ket about Night of the Demons! (From Dusk til Dawn of the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror Night of the Demons.) It’s also week two of some dumbass kids gettin’ up to no good in some demon-y ass mansion. Ket is pretty ready for most of the characters to die almost instantly. But when all else fails, take a nap. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night of the Demons.
Dir. Kevin Tenney
Writer Joe Augustyn
Ket tells Kim about the obscure, unreleased film starring The Skipper AKA Alan Hale Jr. This movie appears to be about an immortal 90 yr old 50 yr old man who is terrorizing the poor man’s Scooby Gang. Excitingly, the girls are still goin’: From Dusk Till Dawn the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror Night! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Terror Night.
Dir. Nick Marino, Andre de Toth
Writers Kenneth J. Hall, Murray Levy, Nick Marino
Kim tells Ket about the absolutely surreal Birdemic: Shock and Terror. The girls are offering a trigger warning to all software salesmen who may find the success of Rod simply too much to take in such a volatile industry. Just remember, you’re worth more than your biggest sale. Also, if you’re waiting for birds… umm… keep waiting. So here we are: From Dusk Till Dawn of the Dead Bird(s)emic: Shock and Terror. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Birdemic: Shock and Terror.
Dir/Writer James Nguyen
Ket tells Kim about Dead Birds, suggested by Sammie, Michael, starring Henry Thomas, Michael Shannon and Patrick Fugit. The girls are still trying to keep this title train going. Let’s see how long it’ll last! Here’s what they do know, these guys do NOT know how to spot haunted stuff and honestly… they’re empathy can only go so far. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Dead Birds.
Dir. Alex Turner
Writer Simon Barrett
Ket tells GUY BUSICK about episode 6 of Guillermo del Toro's Netflix series. To accommodate for traveling, Guy steps into the hot seat and embarks on a journey with Jenkins Brown bonin’ down all about town. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Guy will live or die in Dreams in the Witch House.
Dir. Catherin Hardwicke
Writers H.P. Lovecraft, Mika Watkins, Guillermo  del Toro
Kim tells Ket about the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead starring Sarah Polley and Ving Rhames. We went from From Dusk Till DAWN to DAWN of the Dead! Let’s see how long they keep it going… or how long it takes for them to get bored or forget. Kim would also like to ask for a whiteboard for her birthday, please/thank you. So, call Dr. Collie! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Dawn of the Dead.
Dir. Zack Snyder
Writers George A. Romero, James Gunn
Ket tells Kim about the cult classic, From Dusk Till Dawn. So cover your feet, because Quentin’s in the house and he’s looking to exploit some toes and blow a doozy. Juliette Lewis, once again, proves herself to be the Queen of Range. And the 90s prove, once again, to be… problematic. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in From Dusk Till Dawn.
Dir. Robert Rodriguez
Writers Robert Kurtzman and Quentin Tarantino
Kim tells Ket about another Cronenberg classic, Scanners! The girls quickly realize that the best weapon is the humiliation that comes with shitting one’s pants. Kim introduces us to Baby Ruth’s nephew. And Ketryn finds a new job as a familiar. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Scanners.
Dir. David Cronenberg
​Writer David Cronenberg
Ket gives Kim the week off and plays a little “Shudder Roulette.” The wheel landed on the Shudder Exclusive, Offseason. Kim starts off by not being able to identify a VERY obvious needle drop during the credits. Unfortunately, the beachy flick was NOT the dose of vitamin D that Ketryn was hoping for, but they DO get a surprise visit from, friend of the pod, Jeremy Gardner! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Offseason. 
Dir. Mickey Keating
Writer Mickey Keating
Ket tells Kim about The Woman in Black starring Daniel Radcliffe in what appears to be just a movie that ChatGPT conjured up from the things most likely to be floating around Ketryn’s brain. The girls need you to know that you gotta share your village lore! I mean, unless you need the new guy for a sacrifice or something. So don’t go chasing waterfalls and let’s all take a little chloroform nap. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Woman in Black.
Dir. James Watckins
Writers Susan Hill Jane Goldman
Kim tells Ket about The Crazies starring Timothy Olyphant! The girls would first like to extend their heartfelt congratulations to Judy and David who are expecting their first BURRITO! Kim and Ket would also like to inform you of their upcoming legal battles. Ket is being sued by the estate of Johnny Cash. Kim is being sued by a car whose noise she imitated too convincingly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Crazies.
Dir. Breck Eisner
Writers Scott Kosar, Ray Wright, George A. Romero
Ket tells Kim about The Fly, starring Geena Davis, jeff goldblum, and then later, JEFF GOLDBLUM! The girls have… so many questions. Why are flies so sexually virile? Why are their eyes open while they kiss? Where do flies keep their penises? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fly
Dir. David Cronenberg
Writers George Langelaan (story by), Charles Edward Pogue, David Cronenberg
Kim tells Ket about Warm Bodies starring KKSAM darling, Nicholas Holt and someone being John Malkovich. (I’ll see myself out.) This was a Sammie request and we’re so grateful for steering us towards this love fest. Also, super important. An official invitation has been verbalized and extended for Devon Sawa to come try and stay alive. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Warm Bodies.
Dir. Jonathan Levine
Writers Isaac Marion, Jonathan Levine
Kim tells Brian and Tim (aka Brim) from The Civil Gore Podcast episode 5 of Stephen King’s Nightmares and Dreamscapes. The gauntlet has been thrown! For the first time, we will have a survival competition! Will they be jazz scientists? Will they eat their fiber? Will anyone get a coveted double ding? Don't forget to bring your produce carts and your creepy paintings along for the ride. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Brim will live or die in The Road Virus Heads North.
Dir. Sergio Mimica-Gezzan
Writers Peter Filardi (teleplay), Stephen King (short story)
Kim tells Ket about Untitled Horror Movie at the request of one of their beloved Patreon patrons and SamFam, Megan! The girls start off strong with Kim unable to contain her boredom at a real “rock book” of a story Ketryn tries to tell her. They also need to offer a major trigger warning… to actors. Shots fired! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Untitled Horror Film.
Dir. Nick Simon
Writers Luke Baines, Nick Simon
Ket is doing some traveling to the UK to bring a British baby back for Kim. Meanwhile, here is the recording of a Virtual Live show they recorded back in October 2022! This is one of only 8 episodes of the show that Freddy actually appeared in. It also appears to be Olivia Benson’s very sad origin story. Don’t worry! The girls will break it up with laughs. Embarrassing stories of themselves and interjections from audience comments! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Freddy’s Tricks and Treats.
Dir. Ken Weiderhorn
Writers Gilbert Adler, Wes Craven, A.L. Katz
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