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Ket tells Kim about the urban explorer horror, Do Not Enter. Listen, in today’s world, why NOT infiltrate an obviously haunted murder hotel and try and find 300 million dollars? It’s not like the ā€œPo-ā€ are gonna come! A monster seeking a bride in order to gain eternal power from hell just feels like a Tuesday at this point. Stay tuned for part 2 to see if Kim wants to join Ket on a completely insane parkour adventure.

Dir. Marc Klasfeld
Writers Dikega Hadnot, Spencer Mandel, David Morrell

The moment 8 years in the making! To celebrate Staying Alive for 400 Episodes, we're hosting the second-ever Sammie Awards!

Listeners nominated their favorite show moments from the past 200 episodes in the following categories:

Best Episode Title

Best Voice Acting

Best Holiday Horror

Best Brain Scramble

Best Guest Host

Best Sequel/Prequel

Creepiest Crapbag

Best Final Girl

Best Tangent

Favorite Episode

Winners were chosen by members of the KKSAM Patreon.

So join us -- and a boatload of special guests -- as we celebrate this milestone! We love you all so much, and can't thank you enough for coming on this journey with us!

Dir. Josh Ruben

Writers Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy

Ket tells Kim about part 2 of Do Not Enter while the girls enter their 400TH EPISODE!!!! (WHAT?!?!?) Stay tuned for the Sammie Awards next week! But until then, let’s get out of this hellscape we were told not to enter. And, no, I don’t mean the current state of the world. I mean, this abandoned hotel. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Do Not Enter.

Dir. Marc Klasfeld
Writers Dikega Hadnot, Spencer Mandel, David MorrellDir. Marcus Nispel

Writers Victor Miller, Damian Shannon, Mark Swift

Kim continues telling Ket about Starry Eyes. It’s full of triggering stuff, guys, not the least of which is a harkening back to Kim’s days imprisoned in her own Big Taters. But whatever horrors this movie brings up, it doesn’t compare to the horrors of today’s world. So, let’s pop some acid with Ketryn and see what sticks, shall we? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Starry Eyes.

Dir. Kevin Kƶlsch, Dennis Widmyer

Writers Kevin Kƶlsch, Dennis Widmyer

What do you get ...

...when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ā€˜the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror movie, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to #StayAlive at the end.

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