DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE?
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Ket tells Kim about THE FINAL FRIDAY THE 13TH! Holy Smokes! We did it, y’all! We’ve learned a lot over this journey. But the main take away is that 9 times outta 10… we’re siding with Jason. We’re also seeing some major similarities between the 80s and the 00s that are pretty hard to swallow. Stay tuned for part 2 of the finale next week!
Dir. Marcus Nispel
Writers Victor Miller, Damian Shannon, Mark Swift
Ket closes out the month of love with part 2 of Heart Eyes. Listen, this isn’t a GREAT first date… but it’s not the WORST first date. I’m pretty sure there are a few dates from the girls past where they would have welcomed the appearance of a serial killer. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Heart Eyes.
Dir. Josh Ruben
Writers Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon, Michael Kennedy
Ket finishes telling Kim about Friday the 13th (2009) which apparently came out solidly in the mid 80s… or were the 00s just the 80s but with impossibly low cut jeans? Anyway, one thing we KNOW was not in style in the 00s was wearing lockets with pictures of people you don’t know, that sort of kind of look like you. That being said, Kim will be getting a locket with a picture of a pale brunette that vaguely looks like her for her birthday next year, from Ketryn. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th (2009).
Dir. Marcus Nispel
Writers Victor Miller, Damian Shannon, Mark Swift
Kim continues telling Ket about Starry Eyes. It’s full of triggering stuff, guys, not the least of which is a harkening back to Kim’s days imprisoned in her own Big Taters. But whatever horrors this movie brings up, it doesn’t compare to the horrors of today’s world. So, let’s pop some acid with Ketryn and see what sticks, shall we? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Starry Eyes.
Dir. Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer
Writers Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer
What do you get ...
...when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror movie, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to #StayAlive at the end.
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