Kim tells Ket about the thrilling tear-jerker, starring Rebecca Hall, The Night House. Kim may or may not have been visited by a real life ghost while recording. Ketryn finds the scariest part of the movie to be when a parent visits a grieving and overworked teacher. They coin a term for a new time of day and squee about their own friendship as seen through the eyes of this movie. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will love or die in The Night House.
Dir. David Bruckner
Writers Ben Collins, Luke Piotrowski
Ket tells Kim about Scream 4 (2011) in preparation for Scream, the 5th installment! In this episode, Ketryn learns, and proceeds to reject, the correct definition of wizened. Kevin Williamson puts his foot down and shows us who is boss on IMDB. Ketryn still has a bone to pick with him because she is, to quote her best friend, “an asshole.” So let’s all get the eff outta Woodsboro and head to Prague. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Scream 4.
Dir. Wes Craven
Writers Kevin Williamson and Kevin Williamson
Kim tells Ket about Lake Placid starring Bridget Fonda, Bill Pullman, Oliver Platt and BETTY FRIGGIN’ WHITE! In honor of her passing, we’re feeding some giant sweet little baby crocodiles. We also learn that Ketryn has an irrational love of Oliver Platt. The girls discuss the difference between a Daddy and… a Daddyyy and get no closer to figuring out which category Bill Pullman falls into. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lake Placid.
Dir. Steve Miner
Writer David E. Kelley
Ket tells Kim about the 1980 NYE horror, New Year’s Evil, starring Roz Kelly, Kip Niven and Chris Wallace. It’s 2022 and all is well… riiiight?? Dear god, please. Kim has a new job as a Lieutenant. The girls have also started a new band featuring the moshable instruments of flute and cello. They also relive how Ketryn managed to annoy Kim into staying alive in New Year’s of yore. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in New Year’s Evil.
Dir. Emmett Alston
Writers Emmett Alston, Leonard Neubauer
Recorded live for the Holiday Special last year, 2020, the girls take turns telling each other an episode from Christmas horror TV. Ket tells Kim about an episode of Monsters, called A New Woman, starring Linda Thorson and Dan Butler. Kim tells Ket about an episode of Tales from the Dark Side, called Seasons of Belief, starring E.G. Marshall and Six from Blossom. As always, and most importantly, we’ll learn if the girls will live or die in this live episode!
Dir Brian Thomas Jones
Writers Charles Dickens, Edith Swensen
Kim tells Ket about the Christmas classic, P2, starring professional hot creep, Wes Bentley, and Rachel Nichols. The girls become acquainted with an all new, but equally as terrifying, type of space: Parking Garage Space. They both have “drinking problems” during the episode. They canonize a new Saint: Security Guard Karl, and Ketryn gets fitted for a Kim Skin Suit. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in P2. Happy Yule, Sammies!
Dir. Frank Khalfoun
Writers Frank Khalfoun, Gregory Levasseur, Alexndre Aja
Ket tells Kim about Jack Frost starring Michael Keaton… wait, what? Oh, no, it’s the one from the year before starring Scott MacDonald. Guys… the real story, though, is about that kid that is well on his way to being the next serial killer, you little creepy crapbag! The girls, also, really need to know if Shannon Elizabeth is ok. So put your Science Tits on! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Jack Frost (1997).
Dir. Michael Cooney
Writers Jeremy Paige, Michael Cooney
Kim stretches out her birthday by telling Ket about Scream 3 starring all our faves! Praise be to the Goddess for the girls’ goldfish brains yet again because Ket has definitely seen it… but ya wouldn’t know it. They come up with a new game: “find the weapon.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Scream 3.
Dir. Wes Craven
Writers Kevin Williamson, Ehren Kruger
Ket tells Kim about 30 Days of Night starring Kim’s boyfriend, Josh Hartnett. Yes, that’s right. For her early birthday present to Kim, Ket told her about another JH joint that Kim wasn’t able to see with her own eyeballs and made her spend 2 hours in Snow Space... ok, so this wasn’t the BEST gift Ket has ever come up with. But Kim was able to compile a list of everything she’s looking for in a man. Spoiler alert: it's Josh Hartnett.
Dir. David Slade
Writers Steve Niles, Stuart Beattie, Brian Nelson
Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving (?) classic, Motel Hell, starring Grandzaddy Rory Calhoun. This was a Patreon pick and they did not disappoint. Kim bulks up her inanimate object impersonations resume and deems everyone “Father.” The girls also try to determine the best meat slogan. It’s between Kim and Father Ida. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Motel Hell. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dir. Kevin Connor
Writers Robert Jaffe, Stevan-Charles Jaffe, Tim Tuchrello
Theme song is "Intimidate" by Arik Martin
Theme song is "Exhilarate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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