We’ve made it to week 4 in The Further. This week, Ket tells Kim about The Last Key. Ketryn goes on the record that she is now requiring all child actors to be bad at their job. She also thinks that being a demon is no excuse to not stand up straight. And Kim’s still gonna have to assist on any task requiring whistling. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Insidious: The Last Key.
Dir. Adam Robitel
Writer Leigh Whannell
And just like that, we’re on Chapter 3 of Insidious! In this chapter, Dad is played by Dylmot McRoney… or is it Derlyn MulDermott? The girls remain relatively alive, so far, mostly due to the fact that they’ve NEVER. LOOKED UNDER. THEIR BEDS! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Insidious: Chapter 3.
Dir. Leigh Whannell
Writer Leigh Whannell
It’s week 2 of Kim and Ket’s journey into The Further, with Insidious: Chapter 2. We get a lot of questions answered, like how to know if Arik has murdered someone based on Ket’s response. We also discover that both girls would choose the loss of all childhood memories if it meant not having a creepy crap bag. Also, how many ghosts are they willing to live with if the house is gorgeous enough? (Spoiler alert: it’s a lot.) Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Insidious: Chapter 2. 
Dir. James Wan
Writers Leigh Whannell, James Wan
Kim and Ket’s journey into “The Further” begins as they traverse into the Insidious universe! But any Mom knows that the true “further” is… having kids. And now your kid’s in a mystery coma? Sorry. Them’s the breaks! ::shrug:: Here’s hoping you inherit money… and not a genetic predisposition to the spookies. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Insidious.
Dir. James Wan
Writer Leigh Whannell
Kim tells Ket about The Strangers: Prey at Night, starring the ethereal Christina Hendricks. Once again, the girls are imploring you to shut the eff up when you’re scared and hiding or running. Speaking of which, please always run in the opposite direction of a jack-in-the-box. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Strangers: Prey at Night.
Dir. Johannes Roberts
Writers Bryan Bertino, Ben Ketai
Ket tells Kim about the cult classic, Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things. Much like Kim can do impressions of inanimate objects, Ketryn can do spot on impressions of people she despises but that also kind of remind her of herself in the worst possible ways. It’s complicated. She’ll talk to a therapist. Both girls will be talking to their therapists about this movie, as they were both triggered being reminded of the humiliations they’ve endured as actors to get a role. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things.
Dir. Bob Clark 
Writers Bob Clark and Alan Ormsby
Kim tells Ket about Jeepers Creepers so we can all prepare for… RIGHT NOW! IT’S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! The girls find any excuse to poorly sing the song that gave this gem its title. We also discover that Kim stans Gravity and brothers are idiots. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Jeepers Creepers.
Starring Justin Long and Gina Philips
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder Original, Unwelcome. Ketryn didn’t even mean to go back to the UK but here she is again: in bright and sunny… Ireland? Some new life goals are set as both girls vie for the position of “Mother Redcap.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Unwelcome.
Dir. John Wright
Writers Mark Stay, John Wright
Kim tells Ket about Countdown. This is an app that Ketryn will NOT be downloading no matter how much Kim pressures her! So, take your inside AND outside shirts off, but please don’t give some hair a sniff. Ket is opening up her Demon Guy services but creepy crapbags are absolutely not allowed! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Countdown.
Dir. Justin Dec
Writer Justin Dec
Ket tells Kim about the Shudder original, Influencer. Never has Ketryn been more certain of her imminent survival and Kim’s imminent death in a movie before. Kim also perfects her Margaritaville accent and the girls explain that “Jake” and “Ryan” are absolutely the same name. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Influencer.
Dir. Curtis David Harder
Writers Tesh Guttikonda, Kurtis David Harder
Kim tells Ket about the sequel to one of Ketryn’s most traumatizing episodes, 47 Meters Down: Uncaged. Just as it did in the first one, Ketryn’s horror provides Kim with the unbridled joy of a super villain. Not even Yana, the welding Manta Ray, can save them now. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in 47 Meters Down: Uncaged.
Dir. Johannes Roberts
Writers Johannes Roberts, Ernest Riera
Ket tells Kim about the film based on Stephen King’s short story 1922. Through the miracle of modern technology, this episode is brought to you from Hawaii and Wales! Ketryn can’t seem to extract Tom Jayne’s accent from her speech and then Kim realizes she can’t act with her teeth without bringing her lips into the mix. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in 1922.
Director: Zak Hilditch
Writers: Stephen King, Zak Hilditch
The girls are still not entirely sure where in the world they are so they’re comin’ at you with a re-release that is really just an excuse to talk about Saltburn! We gotta talk about Saltburn! Check out our new intro to hear the girls' full take!
Ep. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob”
Kim tells Ket about The Killing of a Sacred Deer, starring Nicole Kidman, Colin Farrell, and Barry Keoghan. We’ll find out how Kim faired as her own viewing partner. We’ll listen to Ket literally die of laughter (she’s a ghost now) and who Kim and Ket would kill if they had to. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Ket would live or die in The Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Dir. Yorgos Lanthimos
Writer Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthymis Filippou
The girls are traveling and thought they’d send you a little blast from the Snow Space past with a second look at The Thing with an all new intro segment!
Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity”
​Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved some major animal horror (that she had previously blocked out) to bring you this episode. So let’s hold each others dicks and get stir-fried. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Thing.
Dir. John Carpenter
Writers Bill Lancaster, John W. Campbell Jr.
Kim tells Ket about The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster. The number of tangents the girls break off into is directly correlated to this brilliant film’s bummer scale. The girls attempt to showcase their STEMiness in various ways: talking about their 8th grade project on mercury, saying the word defibrillator, etc. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster.
Dir. Bomani J. Story
Writer Bomani J. Story
Ket tells Kim about The Rental. Come for the Jeremy Allen White meal, stay for the Dan Stevens dessert. I think a really useful lesson to glean from this film is that if you don’t go on a hike and then do drugs on Alison Brie’s schedule, you will perish. The girls feel this is fair and just. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Rental.
Dir. Dave Franco
Writers Dave Franco, Joe Swanberg, Mike Demski
Kim tells Ket about Annabelle and is, like, 80% sure they’ve never done this movie before. Regardless, it’s definitely the “first” time their goldfish brains are hearing it. Along with being that of a domesticated fish with a brain weighing 0.097 g, Ketryn’s brain is also full of a foggy mist that goes by the name of COVID. But don’t worry, the girls still managed to come up with a suitable name for Kim’s first born. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Annabelle.
Director: John R. Leonetti
Writer: Gary Dauberman
Ket tells Kim about The Last Voyage of the Demeter. I think the main take-away is that neither of the girls are of “ship people.” They also recall ye olde’ ancient ship lore, you know the one, about a man with no pupils kool-aid-manning through a door. We’ve all heard it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Last Voyage of the Demeter.
Director: André Øvredal
Writers: Bram Stoker, Bragi F. Schut, Zak Olkewicz
Kim tells Ket about the Hulu Horror No One Will Save You. So, obviously, like everyone else, the girls spent 10 minutes talking about J.A.W. Ket, once again, makes multiple concessions and ignores 1000 red flags in favor of a gorgeous house. Giving up this house? Over aliens? In this economy? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in No One Will Save You.
Dir. Brian Duffield
Writer Brian Duffield
Theme song is "Intimidate" by Arik Martin
Theme song is "Exhilarate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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