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  Kim and Ket Stay Alive...Maybe?
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A HORROR MOVIE COMEDY PODCAST

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What do you get ...

...when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be ‘the final girl’ at the end of the movie and never be the girl 'running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door'? You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe. Each episode, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter choose a different horror movie, and through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst hilarious tangents about their personal lives, they determine whether they would be the ones to #StayAlive at the end. ​

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LISTEN TO EP. 195
Kim tells Ket about the 5th step in their Friday the 13th journey with Part V: A New Beginning. Kim decides she’s going to outsource her dating to Ketryn and Arik and they couldn’t be happier about it. The girls, also, examine the niche kink of chopping wood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Friday the 13th - Part V.
Dir. Danny Steinmann
​Writers Martin Kitrosser, David Cohen, Danny Steinmann
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LISTEN TO EP. 194
Ket tells Kim about the 2021 release, The Deep House. For the second week in a row, the girls are goin’ for views and likes with another installment in their “Influencers Who Would DIE for views” series that they didn’t know they were making. They discuss the true horror that is “improv people” and Kim simply… can’t. She just can’t. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Deep House.
Dir. Alexandre Bustillo, Julien Maury
Writers Rachel Parker, Alexandre Bustillo, Julien Maury
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LISTEN TO EP. 193
Kim tells Ket about the super spooky 2018 film, Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Ketryn is officially back from the dead… only to immediately die again in this movie. Let’s pick fruit from the underwear tree and join the ghost brigade because Ketryn has ghost Stockholm Syndrome. Her post COVID reactions to Kim’s jump scares are also… new. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum.
Dir. Beom Sik-Jeong
​Writers Beom Sik-Jeong, Sang Min-Park

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LISTEN TO EP. 192
Hi Sammies! Ket was under the weather this week and we weren't able to record a new episode, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of Nic Cage's Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, we bring you the film that started our true love for "Ic Age," The Wicker Man. Enjoy!
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Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, and Leelee Sobieski. We’ll learn that there is a time limit on how long you can leave liquor with the girls before it done gets drunk… but not as drunk as poor little freshman, Sean (Don’t drink the ‘WhatNot’!). So grab your carrier pigeon as we follow ‘Icolas Age’ through Summersisle where he asks zero follow up questions. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in The Wicker Man.
Dir. Neil LaBute
Writer Anthony Shaffer
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LISTEN TO EP. 191
Ket tells Kim about the little Irish Folktale, from Kate Dolan, You Are Not My Mother. As fellow Irish Lasses (ask 23andMe!), this one was a fave. Ket tells Kim exactly how long it will take for her to live down her previous barfing habits. And, we can’t stress this enough, grab ALL the blankets you can. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in You Are Not My Mother.
Dir. Kate Dolan
Writer Kate Dolan
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LISTEN TO EP. 190
Kim tells Ket about the little Shudder horror from The Adams Family! It’s got a really witchy vibe and Ketryn is here for it. She’s also here for a chipmunk that tricks her. The girls also discuss pivoting to their very own Fight Club. What could go wrong? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Hellbender.
Dirs. John Adams, Zelda Adams, Toby Poser
Writers John Adams, Zelda Adams, Toby Poser
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LISTEN TO EP. 189
Ket closes out Women in Mystery… I mean History Month with Office Killer from Cindy Sherman. This cast is STAR. STUDDED! The girls learn that you can literally murder multiple people and still not be the biggest, or even second biggest, loser in an office. We’re looking at you, Gary and Molly! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Office Killer.
Dir. Cindy Sherman
Writers Elise McAdams, Tom Kalin, Cindy Sherman
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LISTEN TO EP. 188
Kim tells Ket about the 2021 film from her favorite (Yes! Kim has a favorite something!) director, Julia DuCornau, TITANE! The girls add “hair knives” to their wish lists. Ketryn accepts a bet as to whether or not she’ll have an insatiable desire to fornicate with a car after watching this. She also has no idea who or what she’s rooting for in this film, but she’s here for all of it! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Titane.
Dir. Julia Ducornau
Writer Julia Ducornau
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LISTEN TO EP. 187
Ket tells Kim about the new release… FRESH, starring Daisy Edgar-Jones, Jonica T. Gibbs,  and Sebastian Stan. Ok, let’s just cut to the chase: Kim is Noa and Ketryn is Mollie. Horrible, terrible Chad makes a very unwelcome reappearance and is the catalyst for NoodleGate. Ketryn really struggles to keep it in her pants over Sebastian Stan. In honor of Women’s History Month, this movie is just an instructional manual for best friends to keep each other from being murdered by a date… and how to avoid Chads. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Fresh.
Dir. Mimi Cave
Writer Lauryn Kahn
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LISTEN TO EP. 186
​Kim tells Ket about the (not) critically acclaimed Gothika, starring the amazing Halle Berry, for their second #WomenInHistoryMonth episode. Ketryn does not come anywhere close to keeping her chill about Robert Downey, Jr. They also uncover the greatest joke ever uttered by human tongue, that will be called back for the rest of time. Their grand-daughters’ grand-daughters shall know the name of Jod. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gothika.Dir. Matieu Kassovitz
Writer Sebastian Gutierrez
Theme song is "Intimidate" by Arik Martin
Theme song is "Exhilarate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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