Ket tells Kim about 30 Days of Night starring Kim’s boyfriend, Josh Hartnett. Yes, that’s right. For her early birthday present to Kim, Ket told her about another JH joint that Kim wasn’t able to see with her own eyeballs and made her spend 2 hours in Snow Space... ok, so this wasn’t the BEST gift Ket has ever come up with. But Kim was able to compile a list of everything she’s looking for in a man. Spoiler alert: it's Josh Hartnett.
Dir. David Slade
Writers Steve Niles, Stuart Beattie, Brian Nelson
Kim tells Ket about the Thanksgiving (?) classic, Motel Hell, starring Grandzaddy Rory Calhoun. This was a Patreon pick and they did not disappoint. Kim bulks up her inanimate object impersonations resume and deems everyone “Father.” The girls also try to determine the best meat slogan. It’s between Kim and Father Ida. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Motel Hell. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dir. Kevin Connor
Writers Robert Jaffe, Stevan-Charles Jaffe, Tim Tuchrello
Ket tells Kim about the 1998 teen horror installment, The Faculty, starring everyone you've ever seen and Kim's #1 badboy heartthrob, Josh Hartnett. It also stars Ketryn's close personal friends, Robert Patrick and Usher. Meet you for drinks later, Ush! Ketryn has a pretty serious bone to pick with Josh Hartnett's hair. Kim would LIKE a serious bone with Josh Hartnett. Once again, thank Goddess for Kim and Ket's goldfish brains which allow them to do episodes on movies they have most definitely seen but remember zero about. Most importantly, we'll learn if Kim will live or die in The Faculty.
Dir. Robert Rodriguez
Writers David Wechter, Bruce Kimmel, Kevin Williamson
Kim tells Ket about Don’t Breathe starring Stephen Lang and Jane Levy. They quickly establish that Ketryn does not do “the crimes” and lament the bad day of the bank teller that had to cash out this guy’s $300,000 settlement. Ketryn struggles, on more than one occasion, with a choice so easy Kim almost didn’t ask it as a question. But Kim is proud of her for not attempting to befriend a rottweiler that wants to eat her. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Don’t Breathe.
Dir. Fede Alvarez
Writers Fede Alvarez, Rodo Sayagues
Ket tells Kim about the bonkers Society starring Billy Warlock and Devin DeVasquez with effects by SCREAMING MAD GEORGE!!! And he is, in fact, mad. And probably screaming. And George. Ketryn assures Kim that despite her douchey ways of saying croissant, chaise lounge, and her extensive knowledge of hearths, she is NOT (repeat: NOT) a part of society. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Society
Dir. Brian Yuzna
Writers Zeph E. Daniel, Rick Fry
Kim tells Ket about Halloween II starring Jamie Lee Curtis and The Shape. Dr. Loomis is the most extra and Ketryn has a vendetta against him for not knowing how to pronounce Samhain. It also comes to the girls’ attention that Michael Myers, being a youthful 21 yrs. Old, must be in the prime of his life as he embarks on his serial killer career. I bet those abs are ::chef’s kiss::.  So Happy Samhain, all (pronounced correctly)! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Halloween II (1981)
Dir. Rick Rosenthal
Writers John Carpenter, Debra Hill
Ket tells Kim about Thirteen Ghosts (2001) starring Matthew Lillard! Oh, yeah. And Tony Shalhoub and Shannon Elizabeth. Kim revisits her junkyard childhood. The girls debate about which team in Legends of the Hidden temple they’d be on. And Ketryn chooses a chalice from the old knight. Will she choose wisely… or poorly? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Thir13en Ghosts.
Dir. Steve Beck
Writers Robb White, Neal Marshall Stevens, Richard D’Ovidio
Kim tells Ket about The Mist starring Thomas Jayne, Andre Braugher and Marcia Gay Harden. The girls create a brand new measurement system, sure to leave the metric and imperial systems in the cold and utterly obsolete. Ketryn also introduces her new weather podcast and has to brave the most “Dead or Alives,” EVER! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Mist.
Dir. Frank Darabont
Writer Frank Darabont, Stephen King
Ket tells Kim about Book of Monsters in honor of Ketryn’s ::cough cough:: 18th birthday. We’ll meet another member of the prestigious family of Edward Scissorhands: Edward Scythe Hands. Ketryn reminds us all that NO ONE “mean girls” like Regina George. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Book of Monsters.
Dir. Stewart Sparke
Writer Paul Butler
Kim tells Ket about James Wan’s new horror, Malignant, starring Annabelle Wallis, Maddie Hassan and George Young. Right off the bat, Kim needs a refresher on how things work. Does she need to finish watching the movie? How do questions work? The girls also dive a little deeper into the terrifying “backwards hammock knee” syndrome they discovered in episode 117. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Malignant.
Dir. James Wan
Writers James Wan, Ingrid Bisu, Akela Cooper
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