Ket tells Kim about the steamy 1983 horror starring David Bowie, Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon, continuing their “Pride Picks” for the month. The girls open the episode by stating that Kim is wearing trash on her head and knowing nothing about Tony Scott. Oh! How far the mighty have fallen. Ket also comes out as a Cape enthusiast… like that was news to literally anyone. They also encounter the worst fate either of them could possibly imagine. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Hunger.
Dir. Tony Scott (who IS Ridley Scott’s brother! Who knew? Spoiler Alert: everyone but Kim and Ket.)
Writers James Costigan, Michael Thomas, Whitley Strieber
To commemorate Kim and Ket’s 200th episode, we are having our first official Sammie Awards. We’ll be handing out awards for “Best Episode,” “Best Voice Acting,” “Best Episode Title”, “Best Running Gag or Catchphrase,” “Best Made Up Character Name,” “Best Jump Scare, “ “Most Random Tangent,” “Creepiest Burpsmap.” We also have some very exciting special guest presenters! Most importantly, the Sammies will learn how much Kim and Ket and Arik love and appreciate each and every one of you.
Dir. Arik Martin
Writer Arik Martin
For Pride Month, Kim tells Ket about the bananas Tanny ::ahem:: I mean, TAMMY and the T-Rex featuring Theo Forsett as the delightful Byron! Oh! And teeny tiny baby Denise Richards and Paul Walker (RIP). Ketryn loses her mind, on multiple occasions, and takes a minute to hop into this ‘93 white Mustang convertible of a movie… but she gets there! So pick up your cool, clear, landline phone and dial 1-800-DINO-MAN! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Tammy and the T-Rex.Dir. Stewart Raffill
Writers Gary Brockette, Stewart Raffill
In honor of Pride Month, Ket tells Kim about Suspiria (2018) directed by Luca Guadagnino, also known for such LGTBQIA films as Call Me By Your Name. Ket is kicking off the month with weird jaw injuries and Kim comes out as Pansexual. They debate over what the names of Susie and Sara sound like. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Suspiria.
Dir. Luca Guadagnino
Writers Dario Argento, Daria Nicolodi, David Kajganich
Kim tells Ket about Willy’s Wonderland starring one of the most beloved Sammie Mascots: Ic Age! (a.k.a. Nicolas Cage) Ever wonder what happened to all the little critters in that lagoon in The Little Mermaid who sang Kiss the Girl? Well, at least one of them became an animatronic serial killer. Also, we could all learn something from the Janitor about taking breaks and setting boundaries at work. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Willy’s Wonderland.
Dir. Kevin Lewis
Writer G.O. Parsons
Arik picked this one for a very belated birthday episode. Ket watched The Fanatic starring her side piece, Devon Sawa, and John Travolta. Ketryn ponders the skeletal structure of The Philly Phanatic and Grimace from McDonald’s. The girls also cast a new character in the pantheon of horror movie monsters: Todd the God. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Fanatic.
Dir. Fred Durst
Writers Fred Durst and Dave Bekerman
Kim tells Ket about the 5th step in their Friday the 13th journey with Part V: A New Beginning. Kim decides she’s going to outsource her dating to Ketryn and Arik and they couldn’t be happier about it. The girls, also, examine the niche kink of chopping wood. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Friday the 13th - Part V.
Dir. Danny Steinmann
​Writers Martin Kitrosser, David Cohen, Danny Steinmann
Ket tells Kim about the 2021 release, The Deep House. For the second week in a row, the girls are goin’ for views and likes with another installment in their “Influencers Who Would DIE for views” series that they didn’t know they were making. They discuss the true horror that is “improv people” and Kim simply… can’t. She just can’t. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Deep House.
Dir. Alexandre Bustillo, Julien Maury
Writers Rachel Parker, Alexandre Bustillo, Julien Maury
Kim tells Ket about the super spooky 2018 film, Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Ketryn is officially back from the dead… only to immediately die again in this movie. Let’s pick fruit from the underwear tree and join the ghost brigade because Ketryn has ghost Stockholm Syndrome. Her post COVID reactions to Kim’s jump scares are also… new. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum.
Dir. Beom Sik-Jeong
​Writers Beom Sik-Jeong, Sang Min-Park
Hi Sammies! Ket was under the weather this week and we weren't able to record a new episode, so we're bringing you a re-release from back in the DAY! In honor of Nic Cage's Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, we bring you the film that started our true love for "Ic Age," The Wicker Man. Enjoy!
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Ket tells Kim about The Wicker Man starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, and Leelee Sobieski. We’ll learn that there is a time limit on how long you can leave liquor with the girls before it done gets drunk… but not as drunk as poor little freshman, Sean (Don’t drink the ‘WhatNot’!). So grab your carrier pigeon as we follow ‘Icolas Age’ through Summersisle where he asks zero follow up questions. Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in The Wicker Man.
Dir. Neil LaBute
Writer Anthony Shaffer
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Theme song is "Intimidate" by Arik Martin
Theme song is "Exhilarate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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