Ket tells Kim about the poppy hit, Bodies Bodies Bodies, starring Amandla Stenberg, Maria Balakova and Pete Davidson. We got ourselves a pot of soup that’s really gettin’ stirred. There is hot goss flying everywhere and Ket is here for it. The girls also contemplate how to play Bodies Bodies Bodies in their tiny apartments. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Bodies Bodies Bodies.
Dir. Halina Reijn
Writers Sarah DeLappe, Kristen Roupenian
Kim is back from wherever the eff! And she tells Ket about the Shudder release, The Boy Behind the Door, starring Lonnie Chavez and Ezra Dewey. Somehow, a character has his name changed to Blobbly. For the first time in 238 episodes, the girls almost forget to total the points which would surely unravel this yarn sweater we call the universe. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Boy Behind the Door.
​Dir. David Charbonier, Justin Powell
Writers David Charbonier, Justin Powell
Ket tells Jazz, from Girl That’s Scary Podcast on the Dread Podcast Network, a spooky tale, while Kim is traveling.  Ket watched episode 4 of Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities, The Outside. While Kim and Kat are away, Ket and Jazz will play! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Jazz will live or die in The Outside.
Dir. Ana Lily Amirpour
Writers Haley Z. Boston, Emily Carroll, Guillermo del Toro
Ket tells Kim about the newest phenomenon, M3GAN, starring Allison Williams, Brian Jordan Alvarez and the next gay horror icon! Let’s get one thing straight, M3gan is NOT a Furby.  The girls also discuss the practices of the children of 1512. Also, if anything should happen to Ket or Arik, can someone please go observe Kim with their cats for 30-40 minutes? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in M3gan.
Dir. Gerard Johnstone
Writers Akela Cooper (screenplay by), James Wan (story by)
Kim tells Ket about the creepy AF Smile starring Sosie Bacon (Shabacon for short). The girls are positively apoplectic about 80-hour work weeks and people doing their OWN BLUDGEONING. They also would like all closets to have doors and Kim would like to enjoy her tuna melts IN PRIVATE, thank you very much! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Smile.
Writer/Dir. Parker Finn
Ket tells Kim about the prequel to X starring Mia Goth ::insert “we’re not worthy” gif from Wayne’s World:: and poor man’s Henry Cavill, David Corenswet. First thing’s first: regardless of the outcome of the Super Bowl, Kim would like to make it very clear that Philly was the best (worst?) at the Spanish Flu. F! L! U! FLU! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Pearl. 
Dir. Ti West
Writers Ti West and Mia Goth
Kim tells Ket about the first installment of their two week double feature, X, by Ti West! So, of course, they debate which insect would be the sexiest. They also determine which names are best for yelling. Next week, we’re gonna dive into just what makes Pearl tick. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in X.
Dir. Ti West
Writer Ti West
Ket tells Kim about the 2022 hit, The Black Phone. Starring Ethan Hawke of Reality Bites and White Fang… but beefier… and creepier. Ketryn reveals which very popular theme from a very popular TV show would be her walk out music.  Kim’s is obvious… but she can’t remember it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will stay alive in The Black Phone.
Dir. Scott Derrickson
Writers Scott Derrickson, C. Robert Cargill, Joe Hill (story)
Kim tells Ket about Jordan Peele’s Nope, starring Daniel Kaluuya, Keke Palmer and Steven Yeun. Ketryn learns she has an animosity towards Wendy Williams buried deep inside. The girls also contemplate the best names for your baby. Categories include such things as “Chef Boyardee Inspired Names.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Nope.
Dir. Jordan Peele
Writer Jordan Peele
This January has a Friday the 13th in it! So, you know what that means! Ket tells Kim about Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives! This movie knew the assignment. The girls were highly impressed with the lack of boob. Ket was really impressed by Jason's use of forest. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives
Dir. Tom McLoughlin
Writer Tom McLoughlin, Sean S. Cunningham (characters), Victor Miller (characters)
Kim tells Ket about the Hulu original, New Year, New You! So, naturally, they spend a large percentage of the episode discussing, and making a metaphor of, ratatouille. They also copyright a new “tougher” brand of windows. And ultimately, they prefer their bookclub over whatever the hell this was. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in New Year, New You.
Dir. Sophia Takal
Writer Sophia Takal, Adam Gaines
Kim and Ket are traveling for the holidays so they’re revisiting one of their favorites but with some BRAND NEW CONTENT! Ket has now seen it with her own eyeballs and Kim is still listening to the soundtrack 3 years later, in a post-COVID world! Times are wild, man.

Kim tells Ket about Anna and the Apocalypse starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming and Ben Wiggins. Kim’s little musical heart sang along with every note and it was contagious… just like zombie viruses. So grab your hand sanitizer and call in all the Santas. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Anna and the Apocalypse.
Dir. John McPhail
Writer Alan McDonald, Ryan McHenry
Ket told Kim about our third Patron pick of the season: A Christmas Horror Story. Here is where we learn that Krampus was kind of a Daddy. The girls also relive the horrors of their college freshman acting class monologues. Ket puts those skills to use to bring this script to life! They also are very grateful for the Changeling skills they’ve developed over the years. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in A Christmas Horror Story.
Dir. Grant Harvey, Steven Hoben, Brett Sullivan
Writers James Kee, Sarah Larson, Doug Taylor, Pascal Trottier, Jason Filiatrault
Kim told Ket about our second Patron pick of the season: Silent Night from 2012… or the 80’s. We’re unclear. Kim and Ket decide to pick up new weapons for this one. Ket, a scythe. And Kim… well, duh. A Chainsaw. Jaimee King gives a tour de force performance in a real turd pie. And Malcolm McDowell ate every single set piece there was. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Silent Night (2012)
Dir. Steven C. Miller
Writer Jayson Rothwell
The Patrons voted and our first installment of Holiday Horrordays is ::drumroll:: RARE EXPORTS! They voted for Ket to tell Kim this gem. So, hang onto your jingle balls and pass the ginger bread. It’s the most wonderful time of the year! For some merry trafficking! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Rare Exports.Dir. Jalmari Helander
Writers Jalmari Helander, Juuso Helander, Petri Jokiranta 
Kim tells Ket about the acclaimed Barbarian starring Bill Skarsgaardsaarsgard and Justin Longbeard. Ket thought the most she had to worry about was sharing an AirBnB with Pennywise. She was… mistaken. Just let Mommy give you her ole’ crusty teat! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Barbarian.
Dir. Zach Cregger
Writer Zach Cregger
Ket tells Kim about the Thanksgiving Day classic, Pilgrim! And let me tell you, the horrors of family drama, political arguments ‘round the stuffing, white-washing of the “first Thanksgiving,” is NOTHING compared to the horror… of METHOD ACTING! So come all ye Milgrims and Filgrims! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Pilgrim.
Dir. Marcus Dunstan
Writers Marcus Dunstan, Patrick Melton, Noah Fienberg
Kim tells Ket about Terrified starring everyone’s nightmares. Not that they needed another reason to be afraid of what’s under their bed, but the girls will only be skateboarding to and from them from here on out. If anyone needs help, Kim’s ready to ride by on her little help bike (Brrrring Brrrring) with a little helper’s note! You’re welcome! Also, the girls would like to politely decline their invite to this block party. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Terrified.
Dir. Demian Rugna
Writer Demian Rugna
Ket tells Kim about the new Hellraiser, out now, on Hulu! And it is exquisitely disturbing. The girls start off with a VERY exciting update about Ket’s… I mean, Kim’s personal life. The girls also have to go over very basic survival skills we should all know by now, like don’t go through a secret door in a creepy mansion. Also, there is a teacher shortage… Priestess Pinhead is ready to step in. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hellraiser (2022)
Dir. David Bruckner
Writers Ben Collins, Luke Piotrowski, David S. Goyer
Theme song is "Intimidate" by Arik Martin
Theme song is "Exhilarate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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